"Oh wait, I did have one idea, I thought I’d write down the crudest pornography I could think of, then hit the Roget’s hard and doll it all up into a novel. Figured if I dead-on nailed it I could get the book banned in the U.S., a nice nasty scandal would erupt, and international sales would shoot through the roof. Miller and Nabokov both managed that trick quite well, of course." [From Babayaga, a novel by Toby Barlow]

Ok, my deep dark secret is that I am a closet pornographer, but I'm calling it quits.